The Glorious Empire of Democratic Republic of Magley is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Eskimo Brother with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.16 billion Democratic Republic of Magleyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magleysburg. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Democratic Republic of Magleyian economy, worth 110 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,507 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the playground's a stage for Democratic Republic of Magleyian schoolchildren, punitive tariffs protect local industry, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Democratic Republic of Magley's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Eskimo Society.

Democratic Republic of Magley is ranked 46,324^th in the world and 1,500^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.